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		<title>Karma is a Bitch and So is Mother Nature</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 08:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got a car in there somewhere. I&#8217;m stuck in the comedy condo. At least the headliner is a very nice guy and 15 years sober. I&#8217;m pretty sure this is how comedians develop drinking problems in the first place. I think that&#8217;s the number one thing people under estimate when they become a comedian. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comedy Merit Badges</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a post I&#8217;m going to have to tread delicately on. OK so much for that. Something clicked. I won&#8217;t get into specifics of who/what/when (one of the reasons this post has been in the drafts for a while.) but it had been a while since I&#8217;ve even gotten numbers consistently. I have an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Easy, A Caveman Can Do It!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, winter weather has finally caught up with me. I had a few close calls, but mostly I could leave a day early and avoid it, or I would just have to drive through a small storm and pull over to wait for plows. The night before I had to be in Denver I caught [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Porn Addiction</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is probably going to fall into the too much information category but I haven&#8217;t written any good blogs lately. So I figured I&#8217;d post this one while I still only have 2 readers. Hopefully this is one my dad skips. lol. I read an article recently that too much porn can affect your libido [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Upgrade to Premium</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was driving from Kansas to Colorado and stopped for gas. Regular Unleaded was 3.19 and Premium Unleaded was 3.09. I meant to take a picture to prove it but I forgot. #ADD. So instead I stole this picture of an interesting gas pump from my friend Adam Norwest. What an interesting picture. So many [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Minor Seismic Activity</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dad works on the radio (if you&#8217;re here, and you don&#8217;t know that. You&#8217;re bad at google and found me by accident.) He likes to brag about things I&#8217;m up to when other comedians come on the show (don&#8217;t ask me how he brags about Kansas but regardless.) The other day he had EARTHQUAKE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hello from Depression</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day my mom started her vacation. We don&#8217;t talk that much. Actually, let me correct myself. She talks a lot. I just read the emails, hit archive and keep going with my life. So of course, she updates me daily on her life. My dad says I need to blog more. She&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nice Mole, Dick Face.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 08:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is the end of my 3rd year doing comedy. 3 year anniversary. However you want to put it. The point is my brother still won&#8217;t take down this stupid video of my first time. My brilliant mind had the best and most common first joke for a guy. &#8220;I hope this goes better than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrity Drop Ins</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 09:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently Wichita, Kansas is the new Hollywood. I&#8217;m hanging out at the show. It&#8217;s the late show friday which means slow show. There was maybe 20 people. Very low pressure. I decide I&#8217;m gonna do a different set and play around with some older jokes and newer jokes just to dick around. The atmosphere is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In the black!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No this isn&#8217;t the post about me getting laid. hah. That one is finished, but it&#8217;s in the saved drafts. There&#8217;s probably some relatively sensitive information, I think if I reveal details too soon, people will connect dots and put days and times and names together and I&#8217;m sure she would like some privacy in [...]]]></description>
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