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2012-02-03 12.39.54

Karma is a Bitch and So is Mother Nature

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10 hours ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I’ve got a car in there somewhere. I’m stuck in the comedy condo. At least the headliner is a very nice guy and 15 years sober. I’m pretty sure this is how comedians develop drinking problems in the first place. I think that’s the number one thing people under estimate when they become a comedian. [...]
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Comedy Merit Badges

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1 day ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
This is a post I’m going to have to tread delicately on. OK so much for that. Something clicked. I won’t get into specifics of who/what/when (one of the reasons this post has been in the drafts for a while.) but it had been a while since I’ve even gotten numbers consistently. I have an [...]
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So Easy, A Caveman Can Do It!

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2 days ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Well, winter weather has finally caught up with me. I had a few close calls, but mostly I could leave a day early and avoid it, or I would just have to drive through a small storm and pull over to wait for plows. The night before I had to be in Denver I caught [...]
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Porn Addiction

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3 days ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
This is probably going to fall into the too much information category but I haven’t written any good blogs lately. So I figured I’d post this one while I still only have 2 readers. Hopefully this is one my dad skips. lol. I read an article recently that too much porn can affect your libido [...]
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Free Upgrade to Premium

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4 days ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I was driving from Kansas to Colorado and stopped for gas. Regular Unleaded was 3.19 and Premium Unleaded was 3.09. I meant to take a picture to prove it but I forgot. #ADD. So instead I stole this picture of an interesting gas pump from my friend Adam Norwest. What an interesting picture. So many [...]
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Minor Seismic Activity

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5 days ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
My dad works on the radio (if you’re here, and you don’t know that. You’re bad at google and found me by accident.) He likes to brag about things I’m up to when other comedians come on the show (don’t ask me how he brags about Kansas but regardless.) The other day he had EARTHQUAKE [...]
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Hello from Depression

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6 days ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
The other day my mom started her vacation. We don’t talk that much. Actually, let me correct myself. She talks a lot. I just read the emails, hit archive and keep going with my life. So of course, she updates me daily on her life. My dad says I need to blog more. She’s the [...]
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Nice Mole, Dick Face.

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1 week ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Today is the end of my 3rd year doing comedy. 3 year anniversary. However you want to put it. The point is my brother still won’t take down this stupid video of my first time. My brilliant mind had the best and most common first joke for a guy. “I hope this goes better than [...]
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Celebrity Drop Ins

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1 week ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Apparently Wichita, Kansas is the new Hollywood. I’m hanging out at the show. It’s the late show friday which means slow show. There was maybe 20 people. Very low pressure. I decide I’m gonna do a different set and play around with some older jokes and newer jokes just to dick around. The atmosphere is [...]
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In the black!

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1 week ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
No this isn’t the post about me getting laid. hah. That one is finished, but it’s in the saved drafts. There’s probably some relatively sensitive information, I think if I reveal details too soon, people will connect dots and put days and times and names together and I’m sure she would like some privacy in [...]
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