My dad keeps telling me that I’m disinterested in too many things. That I don’t care about enough. And something like that as a comedian, I should have an opinion on everything. I don’t know I wasn’t really paying attention. Which is a common complaint. My ex girlfriend used to get mad because she’d be [...]
This is a clip from almost 2 years ago of Chris Titus on the Bob Rivers Show in Seattle, Wa. I was just getting started at Open Mics. I had written a stupid local joke about the Oklahoma Thunder (back when they sucked). I told it during the commercial break and everybody laughed. Then when [...]
A comedian that needs the F Word to get a laugh is like a martial arts expert who needs a gun. Wishing you Luck – Emo Phillips. Emo worked laughs in kirkland one weekend and Id seen him several years before but never got to meet him. He was very funny and very normal off [...]
“Hal Sparks – Write Everything Down! Ain’t nothin to it but to do it!” Ain’t nothing to it but to do it. Seinfeld once said if he were to teach a class on comedy he would gather everyone in a room and have a giant banner drop down that said “Do the work.” I only [...]
“Always play to the people buying the tickets. Never play to the back of the room. That’s very important. Also don’t get discouraged and give up. write an hour a day. Git-r-done – Larry the Cable Guy” Larry the Cable Guy’s real name is Dan. But I’ll refer to him as Larry because some people [...]
After 300 shows in each of his first two years as a comedian. Andrew Rivers quickly became one of the northwest’s breakout stars and hit the road, gaining 40,000 literal miles of experience on his car during just his third year as a comedian.
Currently, Andrew is touring across the country talking about his life experiences in a fun way, that’s relatable to almost any age audience. When he happens to be in the Seattle area, he is regularly featured on Clear Channel Radio. You can see a calendar with a list of upcoming shows here.
His career highlights include working with Richard Lewis several times, working with the Cast of "Whose Live Anyway" and running a comedy show in a Hooters Casino for 6 months. Andrew’s first CD: “Future Sex/Love Jokes” is available now on itunes. Please purchase a copy before Justin Timberlake sues him. Andrew needs the money to hire a real web guy, so he can stop talking in the third person.
Testimonials
What others say about Andrew: "You have a great energy and a powerful stage presence. Those are traits you cannot buy. You either have them or you don't. You will only get better and better with stage time." -Eddie Brill Comedian, Booker - "Tonight Show with David Letterman."
"(You're) very natural and funny. Just keep up the work, be yourself and with a few breaks you'll have a blast" -Richard Lewis Comedian, Actor -"Curb Your Enthusiasm."
"It is a pleasure watching your improvement each time you hit the stage." -Boone Helm Marketing Director, Parlor Live Comedy Club. Bellevue, Wa.
"Very very few comics have had your energy and drive at this. (It) is incredibly impressive. You will be a success at comedy. You will do great things." -Kermet Apio Comedian, Winner of the 'Seattle Comedy Competition', Winner of the 'Great American Comedy Festival' and All Around Nice Guy.
"In my lifetime. Many people have come up to me and said 'I'm going to be a comedian.' IN MY LIFE. Only 3 people have ever come back and met me again and been a paid, booked comedian. You're number 3. That's impressive." -Christopher Titus Comedian, Actor - "Titus"
"Give Up!" -Gilbert Gottfried Comedian, Actor and Voice of Aflac Duck.