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		<title>Comedy CD RECORDING &#8211; APRIL 21st &#8211; Tacoma Comedy Club</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 08:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the deal folks. I&#8217;m recording my first comedy cd on April 21st. My friend Adam is also recording his on the same show. We&#8217;re going to combine it into one CD. We&#8217;ll both be doing 30-40 minutes each. So the CD will be regular length. That way I don&#8217;t have to claim I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F*#k Me Pumps</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 01:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I normally keep it family friendly on here but I couldn&#8217;t avoid this topic, and there&#8217;s no way to clean it up because saying &#8220;eff me pumps&#8221; would be really lame. So if you&#8217;re offended by dirty words, then stop typing them into google. CJ&#8217;s blog has finally jumped the shark. He&#8217;s now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 20:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend I was the featured comedian at Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland. The feature is the middle act. They are usually responsible for 20-30 minutes of the show (depending on the number of performers before) to set up the headliner. This was about a 22 minute set but only because it was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I met you on a THURSDAY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 07:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a few weeks ago I was doing another random weekday show for low money, to my surprise, there were a couple cute girls there. And as I do from time to time when I feel confident and had a great set. I struck up a conversation with one of the girls while trying to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Fatherly Advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 22:48:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dad keeps telling me that I&#8217;m disinterested in too many things. That I don&#8217;t care about enough. And something like that as a comedian, I should have an opinion on everything. I don&#8217;t know I wasn&#8217;t really paying attention. Which is a common complaint. My ex girlfriend used to get mad because she&#8217;d be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christopher Titus Gives Comedy Advice + New Video + Whatever</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a clip from almost 2 years ago of Chris Titus on the Bob Rivers Show in Seattle, Wa. I was just getting started at Open Mics. I had written a stupid local joke about the Oklahoma Thunder (back when they sucked). I told it during the commercial break and everybody laughed. Then when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hosting &amp; Don&#8217;t Blame the Crowd</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got a new video last night. One thing I&#8217;d take back. &#8220;Sometimes Laughter Hurts&#8221; is a line Gabriel Rutledge uses all the time. As soon as I said it I made a face like &#8220;crap.&#8221; &#8211; I had thought of a new line the other day but I couldn&#8217;t think of it when I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pacific Grand Prix Raceways</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m happy to announce I&#8217;ve landed a new regular gig. I will be an announcer at Pacific Grand Prix Raceways (right next to Pacific Raceways) during different cool events like Drifting and SuperMoto. Not much to announce now, but check back here or check my Calendar page for when I&#8217;ll be announcing. In the meantime [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Emo Phillips</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A comedian that needs the F Word to get a laugh is like a martial arts expert who needs a gun. Wishing you Luck &#8211; Emo Phillips. Emo worked laughs in kirkland one weekend and Id seen him several years before but never got to meet him. He was very funny and very normal off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andrew Needs a Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 07:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having some fun with dad. I like having fun and working on being funny less from bits and jokes to just messing around and talking about actual life events.]]></description>
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