Well. It’s that time of year again. I reached the maximum number of females that know where I live. So it was time to find a new apartment. Kidding (if any of my ex girlfriends are reading this). I really liked the place, it was just too much money for a semi full time comedian [...]
This is a clip from almost 2 years ago of Chris Titus on the Bob Rivers Show in Seattle, Wa. I was just getting started at Open Mics. I had written a stupid local joke about the Oklahoma Thunder (back when they sucked). I told it during the commercial break and everybody laughed. Then when [...]
I met Ryan Hamilton when he came to Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland. I didn’t get to actually perform but I wanted to watch like I always do when I have a weekend off. I wish I spent more time watching his show. He was clean, and hilarious and very very nice off stage. I [...]
Now running the Pegasus Pizza show on Wednesdays @ 930 on behalf of Dave. He would like it to not be an open mic anymore. So stagetime is at our discretion. Meaning I can blame him if I don’t want to give you stage time. lol. If you would like time email me or try [...]
I can live with that. I woulda preferred a better set for the finals, but I had a pretty good one with a tight crowd of around 50 people. I had a killer one in front of important people and they know what I’m capable of. Next week will be another opportunity to show them [...]
Last night I got first place in the semi finals with 44 votes. It was indescribable. No words describe the disappointment I feel when I know I had the best show of my life and I didn’t tape it. Here’s what happened. First comic is on stage. I figure I got 15 minutes till my [...]
Hey everyone. I’m glad a few of my friends came out for the opening round. I advanced to the semi finals, the show is tonight at 10pm. I would love if you were able to come out and vote for me. The audience picks the winners, and I need a new transmission baby! lol. Laughs [...]
This weekend I’ll be participating (and hopefully winning) in the Laughs Comedy Spot Competition. Thursday is the first round. Depending on if I advance I’ll be competing either Friday at 8 or Friday at 10. The final round will be Saturday. Tickets for thursday and friday are only $5. The finals are $15. I haven’t [...]
After 300 shows in each of his first two years as a comedian. Andrew Rivers quickly became one of the northwest’s breakout stars and hit the road, gaining 40,000 literal miles of experience on his car during just his third year as a comedian.
Currently, Andrew is touring across the country talking about his life experiences in a fun way, that’s relatable to almost any age audience. When he happens to be in the Seattle area, he is regularly featured on Clear Channel Radio. You can see a calendar with a list of upcoming shows here.
His career highlights include working with Richard Lewis several times, working with the Cast of "Whose Live Anyway" and running a comedy show in a Hooters Casino for 6 months. Andrew’s first CD: “Future Sex/Love Jokes” is available now on itunes. Please purchase a copy before Justin Timberlake sues him. Andrew needs the money to hire a real web guy, so he can stop talking in the third person.
Testimonials
What others say about Andrew: "You have a great energy and a powerful stage presence. Those are traits you cannot buy. You either have them or you don't. You will only get better and better with stage time." -Eddie Brill Comedian, Booker - "Tonight Show with David Letterman."
"(You're) very natural and funny. Just keep up the work, be yourself and with a few breaks you'll have a blast" -Richard Lewis Comedian, Actor -"Curb Your Enthusiasm."
"It is a pleasure watching your improvement each time you hit the stage." -Boone Helm Marketing Director, Parlor Live Comedy Club. Bellevue, Wa.
"Very very few comics have had your energy and drive at this. (It) is incredibly impressive. You will be a success at comedy. You will do great things." -Kermet Apio Comedian, Winner of the 'Seattle Comedy Competition', Winner of the 'Great American Comedy Festival' and All Around Nice Guy.
"In my lifetime. Many people have come up to me and said 'I'm going to be a comedian.' IN MY LIFE. Only 3 people have ever come back and met me again and been a paid, booked comedian. You're number 3. That's impressive." -Christopher Titus Comedian, Actor - "Titus"
"Give Up!" -Gilbert Gottfried Comedian, Actor and Voice of Aflac Duck.