Posts tagged seahawks

My dating life is a lot like the Seahawks Current QB Situation …

6 months ago

by Andrew J Rivers in Uncategorized

Last weekend I was driving for a few hours and excited for the seahawks first pre season game. So I decided to have a fun writing excersize on facebook. “My dating life is a lot like the seahawks QB situation…” These are the ones I wrote in a nice 3 hour drive. Friends chimed [...]

Beer Ripoff at Seahawks Game

1 year ago

by Andrew J Rivers in Uncategorized

If you’re not from Seattle and / or don’t check facebook. You probably haven’t seen this video, and probably don’t care. Let’s watch and then discuss: Everybody is getting up in arms about the Large Beer being the same size and the Small Beer. Everyone feels robbed. My question is: How did you not feel [...]

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How Dating is like Sports

1 year ago

by Andrew J Rivers in Uncategorized

Some random bits that have been through various stages of development in my head and on stage but haven’t been on (virtual) paper yet: My dad keeps telling me I need to talk about my childhood on stage more. Talk about my experiences growing up. Which I think is his way of wondering out loud [...]

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Introduction

After 300 shows in each of his first two years as a comedian. Andrew Rivers quickly became one of the northwest’s breakout stars and hit the road, gaining 40,000 literal miles of experience on his car during just his third year as a comedian.

Currently, Andrew is touring across the country talking about his life experiences in a fun way, that’s relatable to almost any age audience. When he happens to be in the Seattle area, he is regularly featured on Clear Channel Radio. You can see a calendar with a list of upcoming shows here.

His career highlights include working with Richard Lewis several times, working with the Cast of "Whose Live Anyway" and running a comedy show in a Hooters Casino for 6 months. Andrew’s first CD: “Future Sex/Love Jokes” is available now on itunes. Please purchase a copy before Justin Timberlake sues him. Andrew needs the money to hire a real web guy, so he can stop talking in the third person.
Testimonials

What others say about Andrew:
"You have a great energy and a powerful stage presence. Those are traits you cannot buy. You either have them or you don't. You will only get better and better with stage time."
-Eddie Brill
Comedian, Booker - "Tonight Show with David Letterman."

"(You're) very natural and funny. Just keep up the work, be yourself and with a few breaks you'll have a blast"
-Richard Lewis
Comedian, Actor -"Curb Your Enthusiasm."

"It is a pleasure watching your improvement each time you hit the stage."
-Boone Helm
Marketing Director, Parlor Live Comedy Club. Bellevue, Wa.

"Very very few comics have had your energy and drive at this. (It) is incredibly impressive. You will be a success at comedy. You will do great things."
-Kermet Apio
Comedian, Winner of the 'Seattle Comedy Competition', Winner of the 'Great American Comedy Festival' and All Around Nice Guy.

"In my lifetime. Many people have come up to me and said 'I'm going to be a comedian.' IN MY LIFE. Only 3 people have ever come back and met me again and been a paid, booked comedian. You're number 3. That's impressive."
-Christopher Titus
Comedian, Actor - "Titus"

"Give Up!"
-Gilbert Gottfried
Comedian, Actor and Voice of Aflac Duck.

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Posts tagged seahawks

My dating life is a lot like the Seahawks Current QB Situation …

Beer Ripoff at Seahawks Game

How Dating is like Sports

Introduction

Testimonials