Posts tagged Seattle

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Beer Ripoff at Seahawks Game

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
If you’re not from Seattle and / or don’t check facebook. You probably haven’t seen this video, and probably don’t care. Let’s watch and then discuss: Everybody is getting up in arms about the Large Beer being the same size and the Small Beer. Everyone feels robbed. My question is: How did you not feel [...]
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Seattle and Winter Weather

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I had this bit in my head ever since WINTER DISASTER EPIC FAIL SEATTLE 2010 OMG WTF SNOWMAGEEDDON happened a few weeks back. Then I was driving through spokane for my show and it was snowing like crazy. So I figured, why not open on the new bit. If it could work at any point, [...]
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Marijuana is good for you

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I don’t smoke pot. I know a lot of people that do, and that’s fine if you want to get high. It’s just not for me. I’ve tried pot. and every time I did it, I got hungry and tired and it’s like I’m already good at those things by myself. I don’t need any [...]

New Video

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
This past weekend I was the featured comedian at Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland. The feature is the middle act. They are usually responsible for 20-30 minutes of the show (depending on the number of performers before) to set up the headliner. This was about a 22 minute set but only because it was a [...]
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Some SCARY Jokes

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I had to host a show on Halloween. They asked me to dress up in a costume. Normally I hate participating in things that require money to pull off correctly. But My brother made an awesome lego commercial, and I decided to steal one and use it for costume. LEGO PEOPLE from Keith Rivers on [...]
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How Dating is like Sports

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Some random bits that have been through various stages of development in my head and on stage but haven’t been on (virtual) paper yet: My dad keeps telling me I need to talk about my childhood on stage more. Talk about my experiences growing up. Which I think is his way of wondering out loud [...]
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Jesus Loves Me

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
If you’ve ever seen my act (on 99% of days) I don’t swear. I push the limits, and some words might make your grandparents blush still. (Although I’m told old people like me.) But I’m sure most of what I say could be said on Television. (except for COCK – although I don’t use that [...]
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Pacific Grand Prix Raceways

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I’m happy to announce I’ve landed a new regular gig. I will be an announcer at Pacific Grand Prix Raceways (right next to Pacific Raceways) during different cool events like Drifting and SuperMoto. Not much to announce now, but check back here or check my Calendar page for when I’ll be announcing. In the meantime [...]
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Tonight at DCS in Renton

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Host: Jeremy Horn (funniest person to drive through Totem Lake Winner) Feature: Andrew Rivers (Funniest person on this blog) Headliner: Morgan Preston (The biggest comedy bad ass) Date: Thursday, July 15, 2010 Time: 8:00pm – 10:30pm Location: DC’s Bar and Grill Street: 907 s 3rd st City/Town: Renton, WA
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Contests Are Bullshit!

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
“Contests are bullshit.” – Duane Goad I met Duane Goad during my first year in comedy as he hosted the “Funniest Person to Drive through Totem Lake” Comedy contest at Laughs in Kirkland. He was a great host and making lots of jokes about how “this contest is a big deal” and “The winner moves [...]
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