So I was in Richland, Wa the last few nights doing a great comedy show at Jokers Casino. It was three nights. After the comedy show it turns into a nightclub and all sorts of girls come in and everyone dances. Exciting. After the first show, these girls come up to me and start talking [...]
Here’s the deal folks. I’m recording my first comedy cd on April 21st. My friend Adam is also recording his on the same show. We’re going to combine it into one CD. We’ll both be doing 30-40 minutes each. So the CD will be regular length. That way I don’t have to claim I have [...]
“Contests are bullshit.” – Duane Goad I met Duane Goad during my first year in comedy as he hosted the “Funniest Person to Drive through Totem Lake” Comedy contest at Laughs in Kirkland. He was a great host and making lots of jokes about how “this contest is a big deal” and “The winner moves [...]
Stagetime!! Work the hell gigs and you’ll cruise in the A rooms.” – Alonzo Bodden. I met Alonzo at the Parlor Live in Bellevue. I was in the middle of what I’ll call a “Custody Battle” between giggles and the parlor. The parlor was the new hot club, Giggles was the old club where things [...]
After 300 shows in each of his first two years as a comedian. Andrew Rivers quickly became one of the northwest’s breakout stars and hit the road, gaining 40,000 literal miles of experience on his car during just his third year as a comedian.
Currently, Andrew is touring across the country talking about his life experiences in a fun way, that’s relatable to almost any age audience. When he happens to be in the Seattle area, he is regularly featured on Clear Channel Radio. You can see a calendar with a list of upcoming shows here.
His career highlights include working with Richard Lewis several times, working with the Cast of "Whose Live Anyway" and running a comedy show in a Hooters Casino for 6 months. Andrew’s first CD: “Future Sex/Love Jokes” is available now on itunes. Please purchase a copy before Justin Timberlake sues him. Andrew needs the money to hire a real web guy, so he can stop talking in the third person.
Testimonials
What others say about Andrew: "You have a great energy and a powerful stage presence. Those are traits you cannot buy. You either have them or you don't. You will only get better and better with stage time." -Eddie Brill Comedian, Booker - "Tonight Show with David Letterman."
"(You're) very natural and funny. Just keep up the work, be yourself and with a few breaks you'll have a blast" -Richard Lewis Comedian, Actor -"Curb Your Enthusiasm."
"It is a pleasure watching your improvement each time you hit the stage." -Boone Helm Marketing Director, Parlor Live Comedy Club. Bellevue, Wa.
"Very very few comics have had your energy and drive at this. (It) is incredibly impressive. You will be a success at comedy. You will do great things." -Kermet Apio Comedian, Winner of the 'Seattle Comedy Competition', Winner of the 'Great American Comedy Festival' and All Around Nice Guy.
"In my lifetime. Many people have come up to me and said 'I'm going to be a comedian.' IN MY LIFE. Only 3 people have ever come back and met me again and been a paid, booked comedian. You're number 3. That's impressive." -Christopher Titus Comedian, Actor - "Titus"
"Give Up!" -Gilbert Gottfried Comedian, Actor and Voice of Aflac Duck.